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Jeffrey Epstein’s Frozen Penis

The Jerks shoot the shit about the first music from Tool in 13 years, the "suicide" of Jeffrey Epstein, and share some brand new, very controversial Unpopular Opinions.

Pit a Florida man crashing his golf cart into a Walmart against an opportunistic vodka scientist and you've got yourself a big box of stupid, and a brand new Jerk of the Week.

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The Circle Jerks Present: The Time Jerks and the Amulet of Time

This week, the Jerks pontificate about the logistics of time travel; What's the ultimate time machine? Where do you go? What do you bring with you? What do you change when you get there? Is it an awful idea?

Jerk of the Week throws a cross-dressing, Brazilian gang leader in the ring against a body-slamming rodeo patron.

Journey to the future where prisoners are given a glimpse of glory in Thunderdome 5000... a converted dystopian Detroit landscape where contemporary sports are transformed into gory, gruesome, gut-wrenching games, awarding the incarcerated their freedom, or delivering them their deaths.

 

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Here’s to Swimmin’ with Bow Legged Women

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. The Jerks are talkin' Shark Week, thalassophobia, the ocean, and all the creatures in it. Boca Raton turtle murderers dance with a dickhead transporting endangered species in a brand new Jerk of the Week. Play along with the Jerks on Instagram (@_thecirclejerks) to see if you can tell the difference between a car accident injury or a shark attack.

 

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Jerkin’ in the Dark

Who you gonna call? The Circle Jerks are taking a trip to the dark side this week to discuss the supernatural; personal encounters, beliefs, religions, skepticism, television, and film. A ghost gun-smuggling Masshole squares off against a meth'd-up ghost in an all new Jerk of the Week, and the Jerks take on the new Ghostbusters film, directed by Jason Reitman. What will make it fail? What will make it succeed? Will Bill Murray piss in everyone's Cheerios? All that, and more.

 

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Drugs are Bad… Sometimes

The Jerks welcome back Dog Show, as they discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly side of drugs. A meth-smuggling mommy faces off against a crank-wielding squirrel master in a brand new Jerk of the Week, and the Jerks attempt to interpret what that abnormally skinny, patchouli-smelling, dreadlock-sporting man with the baggy pants is selling at the music festival in Drug Lingo.

 

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The Jerks Go to Jail

"YO DAWG, HERSCHEL GOT THE MONSTER AFTER HE BOOFED A JACK MACK INTO GRANDMA'S AND STRAIGHT UP BUTCHED-IN WHEN SOMEONE THREATENED TO OUT HIM AS A CHESTER!"

If you don't understand, you obviously didn't play Jailhouse Jargon with the Jerks, and you're primed to "Dance on the Blacktop"! Spread your cheeks, close your eyes for the delousing powder, strap on your Bobo's, and take a trip upstate as the Jerks discuss everything-prison; from rape, to strategy, to films, to death row.

 

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Animal Crackers

On a totally wild edition of The Circle Jerks Podcast, the guys compare and contrast their spirit animals, converse on the ethical treatment of domesticated creatures, salivate over the Earth's tastiest morsels, pair unlikely opponents in Epic Animal Battles, and marvel as two mega monsters vie for supremacy in, quite possibly, the biggest Jerk of the Week ever!

The Jerks also bid salutations to their brand new wildlife correspondent, Sir Archibald Cromwell; providing us with a bountiful and riveting glimpse into the erotic world of the Mackerel, the Antelope, and the Seahorse.

 

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Bachelor Party a Go-Go

This week... coming to you from The Circle Jerks Sealab, off the coast of glorious Atlantic City, New Jersey, The Circle Jerks Podcast celebrates Justin's Bachelor Party!

The Jerks reminisce about being single, hit a veritable jackpot in a brand new Jerk of the Week, heed valuable relationship advice from Ja Rule in another Ja Rules, translate womanspeak in The Wife Whisperer, and answer some very special Inappropriate Fishbowl Questions, Bachelor Party Edition.

With special guests: Dog Show (previously on Episode 3, "This One's for the Dogs"), The Doodle Wizard (@instrumentalconcepts), Mike (of @jacksgls, previously on Episode 7, "Shillelaghs Out"), Sal, Seabass, and Steve

 

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Uncle Sam Fartin’ on a Snare Drum for an Hour

In the Memorial Day Special, the Jerks honor our living and fallen soldiers... as well as a few other folks who don't get the recognition they deserve, in Unsung Heroes, lay judgment on a cheeseburger-wielding criminal and a reptile-throwing fast food junkie in Jerk of the Week, and finally test their knowledge of American history to find out which Jerk is the most patriotic.

Happy Memorial Day, American Cheesebags!

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A Midsommar Night’s Dream

In lieu of Ari Aster (director of "Hereditary" [2018]) releasing the trailer for his new nightmare fueled "Midsommar", the Jerks take on cults; the history, subtle differences from religion, weird rituals, leaders, and followers. A testifying cult slave master squares off against a crack-smuggling father in Jerk of the Week, and the gang create their very own cheese, wine, overall, and moon-based cult "The Cheesos".

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Take "Should I Breed?", the first ever standardized test to determine whether you should reproduce (or not), and be entered to win a FREE Circle Jerks t-shirt and some gnarly stickers (limited to the Unites States)!

Have a Jerk of the Week? Need advice that only the Jerks can answer? Want to book yourself on the show? Email The Circle Jerks at circlejerksemail@gmail.com, or visit our website at www.thecirclejerkspodcast.com!