The Circle Jerks Podcast

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The Roaring Twenties

We're back in the 20's... in between wars, still living through prohibition, and surrounded by Jerks... what has changed? TJ, Justin, Jeff, and Dog Show are talking 100 years of fashion, idiocy, advancements, setbacks, and insights.

John Doe sets a campfire in his living room to cope with the 60 degree tundra of St. Petersburg, FL, and a discriminatory bank in Detroit, MI refuses to cash a black man's check and subsequently calls the cops on him. Who will take home the stupid cake this week? Only the Jerks can decide in this week's Jerk of the Week.

INTRODUCING DEVIL'S ADVOCATE! TJ makes the rest of the jerks argue hard, opposing points to some of the most accepted contemporary mindsets; confusion, anger, disappointment, and misunderstanding ensues.

Brand new year, same old Jerks. Send us yours and be featured on the show! Just snap a video or a picture, post it on Instagram, and tag #jerkoftheweek and mention @_thecirclejerks.

The Jerks All Go to the Lobby

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We're celebrating our first year in podcasting by talking about what we know best... movies and idiots.

For all you active, sporty types out there who rarely sit your ass in a chair and let the fat gestate, TJ, Justin, Jeff, and Dog Show are bringing you their top movies of 2019 (as well as what we've got to look forward to in 2020), a cereal pooper unequivocally taking home this year's first Jerk of the Week, and a brand new Pitch Room, where Jeff tries to get his dystopian spin-off 'Hobocop' green-lit.

Brand new year, same old Jerks. Send us yours and be featured on the show! Just snap a video or a picture, post it on Instagram, and tag #jerkoftheweek and mention @_thecirclejerks.

The Jerks Burn in Hell

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, AND WE KNOW IT...

Apathetic aliens, world superpowers, zombies, plagues, mass hysteria, and general discomfort... the Jerks are talkin' the Apocalypse. How's it going to happen? When's it going down? Who will survive? Will chimps inherit the Earth?

A brand new Jerk of the Week serves up an Oregon native with a special recipe for bean dip, opposite a Dutch gate-storming YouTuber with a disregard for government land.

Send us your jerks and be featured on the show! Just snap a video or a picture, post it on Instagram, and tag #jerkoftheweek and mention @_thecirclejerks.

Aging Disgracefully

The Jerks toss around the notion of getting old vs. feeling old, judge the success and failure of some of history's most important occurrences, pair a British bloke and a fatal shotgun folly with a Floridian and a late night hankering for unhatched chicken embryos in Jerk of the Week, bring their emotional, professional, and personal issues to Dr. Feel, and try to call "bullshit" on each other in You Sir, are a Liar.

Send us your jerks and be featured on the show! Just snap a video or a picture, post it on Instagram, and tag #jerkoftheweek and mention @_thecirclejerks.

Face Invaders

Thank you for listening... but the Jerks are in another castle!

The Jerks brush off the pork rind dust from their tees, chug some Red Bull, pick up their controllers, and duke it out over video games; the culture, the history, the revenue they generate, and the art form they became.

An atrocious Alabaman dukes it out with a foreseeing Floridian in a brand new Jerk of the Week.

Jeff and TJ rage quit as they play some of the hardest Nintendo levels ever to fill TV pixels in Nintend-Hell.

Send us your jerks and be featured on the show! Just snap a video or a picture, post it on Instagram, and tag #jerkoftheweek and mention @_thecirclejerks.

Hollywood Swingin’

The Jerks take on two titular titans of torrential tribulation... Hollywood and Disney; the hypocrisy, the cover-ups, the injustice, the greed, and the grim, unoriginal state of movies in 2019.

Whatcha Watchin' brings you a look at movies and shows that are on the Jerks' radar, including "The Boys" (Amazon), "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" (theaters), "Preacher" (AMC), and the new Dave Chappelle special, "Sticks and Stones" (Netflix).

Finally, the biggest Jerk of the Week ever matches an unstoppable force and an immovable object; pure evil vs. pure evil.

Send us your jerks and be featured on the show! Just snap a video or a picture, post it on Instagram, and tag #jerkoftheweek and mention @_thecirclejerks.

Jeffrey Epstein’s Frozen Penis

The Jerks shoot the shit about the first music from Tool in 13 years, the "suicide" of Jeffrey Epstein, and share some brand new, very controversial Unpopular Opinions.

Pit a Florida man crashing his golf cart into a Walmart against an opportunistic vodka scientist and you've got yourself a big box of stupid, and a brand new Jerk of the Week.

Send us your jerks and be featured on the show! Just snap a video or a picture, post it on Instagram, and tag #jerkoftheweek and mention @_thecirclejerks.

The Circle Jerks Present: Time Jerks and the Amulet of Time

This week, the Jerks pontificate about the logistics of time travel; What's the ultimate time machine? Where do you go? What do you bring with you? What do you change when you get there? Is it an awful idea?

Jerk of the Week throws a cross-dressing, Brazilian gang leader in the ring against a body-slamming rodeo patron.

Journey to the future where prisoners are given a glimpse of glory in Thunderdome 5000... a converted dystopian Detroit landscape where contemporary sports are transformed into gory, gruesome, gut-wrenching games, awarding the incarcerated their freedom, or delivering them their deaths.

 

Have a Jerk of the Week? Need advice that only the Jerks can answer? Want to book yourself on the show? Email The Circle Jerks at circlejerksemail@gmail.com, or visit our website at www.thecirclejerkspodcast.com!

Here’s to Swimmin’ with Bow Legged Women

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. The Jerks are talkin' Shark Week, thalassophobia, the ocean, and all the creatures in it. Boca Raton turtle murderers dance with a dickhead transporting endangered species in a brand new Jerk of the Week. Play along with the Jerks on Instagram (@_thecirclejerks) to see if you can tell the difference between a car accident injury or a shark attack.

 

Have a Jerk of the Week? Need advice that only the Jerks can answer? Want to book yourself on the show? Email The Circle Jerks at circlejerksemail@gmail.com, or visit our website at www.thecirclejerkspodcast.com!

Jerkin’ in the Dark

Who you gonna call? The Circle Jerks are taking a trip to the dark side this week to discuss the supernatural; personal encounters, beliefs, religions, skepticism, television, and film. A ghost gun-smuggling Masshole squares off against a meth'd-up ghost in an all new Jerk of the Week, and the Jerks take on the new Ghostbusters film, directed by Jason Reitman. What will make it fail? What will make it succeed? Will Bill Murray piss in everyone's Cheerios? All that, and more.

 

Have a Jerk of the Week? Need advice that only the Jerks can answer? Want to book yourself on the show? Email The Circle Jerks at circlejerksemail@gmail.com, or visit our website at www.thecirclejerkspodcast.com!